June 2012
hotpielookedlikehotpie:
why is it so expensive to be alive
someone: have you seen this movie?
me: no but i've seen gifs
“12 year olds need to stop pretending like they know what love is. They don’t...”
– 14 year old (via fuckjeffcruz)
I seriously wonder if anybody here has a crush on...
missselenitanon:
crystalmeowth:
so yesterday in class we were taking our state tests and we couldn’t talk until everyone finished and everyone was done except for this kid juan and i looked at him and said “you are the only juan left” and i laughed so hard i snorted
boy: hi
girl: i have a boyfriend
boy: i said hi not suck my dick
Watchkimjohansson:
THE FUCKING SONG LMAOOOOO
hazomo:
i don’t like the words “make love” probably due to my strong desire to be thrown against a wall but what can you do
me when i'm famous: hey having a signing give me awesome free shit
z33zy:
i wonder if Chinese people who visit the US get our Chinese food and go “what the fuck is this?”
Is it different? Is our “Chinese food” legitimately what’s going on in China?
idk man. tell me
Reblog this if you're still a virgin.
ask-selgomez:
the-real-mrs-styles:
I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
me: shh it's ok
grizzzlybearcub:
pick up any history book
flip to any page
and no matter where you stop white people were fucking shit up for everyone
thewisepickle:
basedgosh:
hot people with good blogs
Follow the wise pickle for more.
taycreatesmemories:
whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties
The awkward moment when you realize you're...
thebodyforme:
sex-n-drugs-n-rocknroll:
truth
tonight
was sooo freaken busy ive never seen it that busy before on a MONDAY night! we didnt have a bus or a food runner lol it was crazy awesome! i loved it! and i swear bbo hit my ass like 3 times. -.- he actually told me he would fuck me and he keeps singing songs about like fucking and shit around me. and today he was like “HEY. who the fuck do you think you are?” and i was like “HEY...
